Mermaid mysteries.


Me: Huh.
Husband: What are you thinking about?
Me: Whether or not mermaids are mammals.
Husband: What?
Me: Mermaids. Are they mammals. Think about it. They can’t possibly have live births, but they have human breasts. Why?
(We ponder silently.)
Husband: They’re monotremes.
Me: Ohhhhh. Ok. Yeah. That makes total sense. Thank you. I feel better now.

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